Old Poem, #2
Nipples
Why do mammalian males have nipples?
He posited
Quoting St. Augustine
He was not a biologist
She said that she did not know
He said
They are aesthetically pleasing
Only a god could have thought that one up.
She was not convinced.
She said
Don’t males lactate sometimes?
– Pamela Weis, 10/06/2009